SWAG SHOP

 

- -- --- AK Ti APOCALYSPORK / FORK / SPOON --- -- -

Forged out of 6AL4V medical grade titianum, handcrafted by a real human being (me), on handmade dies, right here in the good ol' USA. And all Ti is sourced from USA made military and aerospace scrap, so they're green, too!

Berry compliant.

Available variants are spork, fork, or spoon, in fullsize or stubby.

9.3" long from tip to tines and 0.071"-0.073" thick. (Stubbies are 6.85" long)

Won't rust or corrode.

Non-magnetic.

Hypoallergenic.

Poor conductor of heat, so excellent for cooking and fire poking. No more burnt fingers!

Stonewash over torch anodization for good looks, slick mouth feel, and ease of cleaning. All corners, points, and edges nicely smoothed over, for comfort and TSA compliance.

Bottle opener/pot lid lifting hook.

Oxygen bottle key/small 'biner hole.

MSR shaker stove takedown key.

.25" emergency hex driver key.

Fluid capacity at tines is 1/3 more than the Snowpeak spork.

Extra long handle for getting food out of those extra deep cans/MRE pouches.

Tired of wussie little eating utensils? I got you.

Want flat wear that will last you through the apocalypse? This is it.

Want something that you can ram through a zombie skull? Here you go, baby.

And while this is a man-sized spork, the ladies dig 'em too.

This is the last eating utensil you'll ever need.

PRICE: $44.00 + SHIPPING

 

- -- --- AK Chongs --- -- -

Half chopstick, half tong, 100% awesome.

Perfect for the chopstick impaired.

Tired of being left out? Now you too can get the full chopstick experience without the fury and frustration!

Made of 6/4 Ti, same stuff as my sporks above, all the same remarkable attributes.

Great for the kitchen, the campsite, or wherever!

Choose from traditional pointy or flat tip.

PRICE FULLSIZE: $65.00 + SHIPPING

 

- -- --- AK SharKey / SharKey Pup --- -- -

Same as the sporks, handcrafted out of 6AL4V medical grade titianum right here in the good ol' USA our of miliatry and aerospace scrap, USA made Ti.

Berry compliant.

Available variants are fullsize and pup.

0.070" thick.

Fullsize is 4.8" long. Pup is 3.75" long.

Pup tucks neatly in your wallet credit card slots.

Won't rust or corrode.

Non-magnetic.

Hypoallergenic.

Stonewash over torch anodization for good looks and ease of cleaning. All corners, points, and edges nicely smoothed over for comfort.

Bottle opener.

Oxygen bottle key/small 'biner hole.

MSR shaker stove takedown key.

.25" emergency hex driver key.

Jimping near pommel for extra traction / O-ring retention.

Tooth on bottle opener is user shapenable is a mill file and stones, and makes a dandy can or box opener.

So light, you'll hardly know it's there until you need it.

PRICE PUP: $15.00 + SHIPPING
PRICE FULLSIZE: $20.00 + SHIPPING

 

- -- --- AK Logo Zippo LE --- -- -

Limited edition AK logo Zippo.

Genuine USA made polished chrome Zippo, screen printed at Zippo. Their lighters, their machines, their processes, my logo.

Individually numbered, XX / 45.

Once these are gone, that's all with this artwork. Future runs will feature different artwork.

PRICE: $28.00 + SHIPPING

 

- -- --- AK LOGO AND TEABGR VELCRO BACKED PATCHES --- -- -

Gen 2 patches are here!

These are full color with velcro hook stitched to the back so you can stick them on your favorite hat, man purse, web gear, or what have you. I personally prefer the HSGI ball cap.

AK Logo patch is 2" in diameter. Pledge your allegiance.

Get 'em while they're hot!

AK LOGO PATCH PRICE: $6.00 + Shipping