Six months in the making, now finally ready for you guys!

Forged out of 6AL4V medical grade titianum, handcrafted by a real human being (me), on handmade dies, right here in the good ol' USA.

9.3" long from tip to tines and .063" thick.

Won't rust or corrode.

Non-magnetic.

Hypoalergenic.

Poor conductor of heat, so excellent for cooking and fire poking. No more burnt fingers!

Stonewash over beadblast finish for nice slick mouth feel and ease of cleaning. All corners and edges nicely smoothed over.

Bottle opener/pot lid lifting hook.

Oxygen bottle key/small 'biner hole.

Fluid capacity at tines is 1/3 more than the Snowpeak spork.

Extra long handle for getting food out of those extra deep cans/MRE pouches.

Tired of wussie little eating utensils? I got you.

Want flatwear that will last you through the apocalypse? This is it.

Want something that you can ram through a zombie skull? Here you go, baby.

And while this is a man-sized spork, the ladies dig 'em too.

This is the last eating utensil you'll ever need.

First run already sold out, more coming later this week.

The first of hopefully many patch designs to come.

These are full color, fully embroidered patches with velcro hook stitched to the back so you can stick them on your favorite hat, man purse, webgear, or what have you. I personally prefer the HSGI ballcap.

AK Logo patch is 2" in diameter. Pledge your allegiance.

TEABGR patch is 2" x 2.5". Put my bag on your bag.

Get 'em while they're hot!

Time to kick off the clothing line with this new, superfly hoodie.

Images are heat transfer and are super clean, vibrant, and durable. Ten times better than that Cafe Press shit, and done entirely inhouse by myself and the lovely and talented Michelle Z (so you know it's done right).

Original "Diddle Gurl" artwork by Michelle Z located high center chest. New AK Fireball logo near the left sleeve cuff. AK Pill logo on center edge of hood. AK logos feature my new AKamoflage.

Shirts are genuine Hanes 90/10 cotton/poly blend hooded sweatshirts with a nice, fleecy interior. It's the good stuff.

Only got ONE size XL hoodie left.

Click the pics for larger images.

This is just the beginning. Keep your eyes peeled for more groovy kit that I'm working on (hint: if you appreciate a nice big glass of good scotch, you won't want to miss this).

--DJ Urbanovsky, The American Kami